Goodbye, Archnemesis.

[Axel the Mutated Shark]

(Scene opens inside the lab, where we find Axel--NOT ALEX--the Mutated Shark standing by with a poem)

(To the tune of "So Long, Farewell" from Sound of Music)

So long, farewell
They should've bought a Dell
But now, you're gone
And monster life goes on

The metal shark has
Gone and met his end
And now the evildoers
...wear Depends?

(Axel looks at the lovely tech assistant standing next to him)

"That doesn't sound too weird, does it?"

"Nope."

"Okay, then."

(Axel looks back at his poem)

So long, farewell
I hope you're doing swell
Despite the fact
Your gears are not intact

Goodbye...

(Axel looks up at us, waving)

"Gooodbyeeeeeeeeee"

(The assistant waves goodbye as well, as we fade to black)