Post by Dr. Akashido on Nov 1, 2010 5:47:03 GMT -5
"Team Plan"
Captain Schmuck: Alright boys and girls, or whatever the hell you are, I have a new mission for all of you.
Rangers (in unison): O-kay!
Captain Schmuck: I want you to go out into Tokyo in your rickety contraptions and see if you can stop Draco The Malevolent. You see, Brian Thorn almost rid the world of that awful thing, but it escaped. So, I want you guys to surround him, beat him up, and make sure he doesn't escape with his life.
Rangers (in unison): O-kay!
Captain Schmuck: No mistakes this time!
Rangers (in unison): None!
Captain Schmuck: I don't need you guys to blow each other up or yourselves, this time. This time, it's serious. Draco is no joke!
Rangers (in unison): Ohhhhhhh...
Captain Schmuck: So, to review, the plan is to go beat up Draco The Malevolent, the black dragon that got his butt kicked by Brian Thorn. Surround him, and lay down a Go-Go beat down!
Rangers (in unison): O-kay! Got it!
Captain Schmuck: Alright, now go!
The Rangers just stand there, blank expressions, with a thousand mile stare.
Captain Schmuck: Go! Go now! Get outta' my face!
Again, The Rangers just stare at him like a dog watching a magic trick. They seem lost.
Captain Schmuck: Go-Go the hell outta' here, before I Go-Go commit murder!!!
Rangers (in unison): O-kay!
They finally leave.
Captain Schmuck: Alright boys and girls, or whatever the hell you are, I have a new mission for all of you.
Rangers (in unison): O-kay!
Captain Schmuck: I want you to go out into Tokyo in your rickety contraptions and see if you can stop Draco The Malevolent. You see, Brian Thorn almost rid the world of that awful thing, but it escaped. So, I want you guys to surround him, beat him up, and make sure he doesn't escape with his life.
Rangers (in unison): O-kay!
Captain Schmuck: No mistakes this time!
Rangers (in unison): None!
Captain Schmuck: I don't need you guys to blow each other up or yourselves, this time. This time, it's serious. Draco is no joke!
Rangers (in unison): Ohhhhhhh...
Captain Schmuck: So, to review, the plan is to go beat up Draco The Malevolent, the black dragon that got his butt kicked by Brian Thorn. Surround him, and lay down a Go-Go beat down!
Rangers (in unison): O-kay! Got it!
Captain Schmuck: Alright, now go!
The Rangers just stand there, blank expressions, with a thousand mile stare.
Captain Schmuck: Go! Go now! Get outta' my face!
Again, The Rangers just stare at him like a dog watching a magic trick. They seem lost.
Captain Schmuck: Go-Go the hell outta' here, before I Go-Go commit murder!!!
Rangers (in unison): O-kay!
They finally leave.
