Post by The Mighty Mjaeder! on Oct 13, 2012 19:27:29 GMT -5
“Can you believe it, Mjaeder!?” Bob the Frost Giant exclaimed, “It was amazing. We became one, we merged into a joint being, and together we were able to rally the heroes of this world and save the entire human race from Megapwn!”
“Yes,” the Mighty Mjaeder! answered with markedly less enthusiasm than his Kasglaedian compatriot, “twas a mighty battle indeed.”
“Mjaeder!, it was the greatest thing you or I have ever done, perhaps the greatest thing ever done by anyone! We saved billions of souls from eternal slavery.”
“Indeed,” Mjaeder! continued blandly, “a mighty victory.”
“And, Mjaeder!, didn’t it feel amazing? Wasn’t battling for good rather than personal glory the most noble cause you have ever championed? Did you not learn fulfillment the likes of which you have never before known?”
“Yes, yes, yes, my… friend… it was truly a mighty sensation,” The Mighty Mjaeder! agreed reluctantly, “However, Bob, there is something I must make abundantly clear to you.”
“What’s that?”
“I shall serve as champion of these people. I shall fight mightily for the greater good. And I shall, when necessary… bond… with you again. But…”
“But?”
“But… if we ever return to Kasglaed, you are not to breathe a word of our collaboration to anyone. For if you do… I will mightily kill you.”
“… Fair enough.”
“Yes,” the Mighty Mjaeder! answered with markedly less enthusiasm than his Kasglaedian compatriot, “twas a mighty battle indeed.”
“Mjaeder!, it was the greatest thing you or I have ever done, perhaps the greatest thing ever done by anyone! We saved billions of souls from eternal slavery.”
“Indeed,” Mjaeder! continued blandly, “a mighty victory.”
“And, Mjaeder!, didn’t it feel amazing? Wasn’t battling for good rather than personal glory the most noble cause you have ever championed? Did you not learn fulfillment the likes of which you have never before known?”
“Yes, yes, yes, my… friend… it was truly a mighty sensation,” The Mighty Mjaeder! agreed reluctantly, “However, Bob, there is something I must make abundantly clear to you.”
“What’s that?”
“I shall serve as champion of these people. I shall fight mightily for the greater good. And I shall, when necessary… bond… with you again. But…”
“But?”
“But… if we ever return to Kasglaed, you are not to breathe a word of our collaboration to anyone. For if you do… I will mightily kill you.”
“… Fair enough.”
