Post by Dr. Akashido on Oct 8, 2012 18:47:35 GMT -5
“Welcome back to school, viewers! I am your favorite host on basic cable and this is your favorite television show! This is Tokyo Today at Five for a special news recap on late summer city-crushing monster smashings!”
“What we thought was a lost mechanized suit floating out there in orbit finally came crashing down, and boy, were we sorry. Come to find out it was an evil sentient robot tyrant called Megapwn, who looked to sap all the resources from this planet to feed his own madness engines. We learned he's an ancient being, having been alive since the dawn of time, and his powers are unlimited. There wasn't much hope for our survival.”
“A band of hero monsters and robots stood up for our safety, but the evil Megapwn came prepared. He deployed a device that brainwashed all the humans in the world. All the governments and military forces were at this disposal against the now helpless heroes. Hell, I was even starting to like Megapwn.”
“The stoic heroes fought on and Megapwn was eventually forced to flee. The Mighty Mjaeder, our viking King of the Monsters, stripped the mind-control device from Megapwn and has given it to the trusting hands of human scientists.”
“But not all is right in hero land. Rumors are spreading that there is a mole in their ranks. I surely hope not, because that could mean very bad things for us in the near future. Stay tuned, viewers!”
