Post by Dr. Akashido on Jul 25, 2012 13:07:39 GMT -5
"You know what, viewers, I know this show has always been called Tokyo Today at Five, but it wasn't until now I referenced with my Alternate Universe Dictionary to actually find out was a Tokyo is. Weird fact, but I'm glad everyone is on the same page now! Now to some Alternate Universe Canada-friendly news!"
"Since the last time I shouted and confused you all, it appeared a giant wormhole has opened in the sky. It didn't bring the Alternate Armageddon , but it did make quite the sound when it first arrived. Since then, it's just been lingering about, not chipping in on rent or cleaning up after itself, like a real mooch, but, in this stage of the game, I think everyone is still a bit shocked it's around."
"Military forces have been monitoring the wormhole for changes, aggressive or otherwise, and they have noticed one thing: a mechanized robot has floated into our world from the other side! It has given all indication that there is no longer a pilot inside, but where did it come from? Who's was it initially? And what was it's purpose? These questions and more puzzle the military efforts as the plans to capture the lost machine for data analysis and research. If only Alternative Universe Jerk Governmental Leaders would allow the armed forced to reach it, without the miles of alternative universe red tape, before it falls into different hands."
"Since the last time I shouted and confused you all, it appeared a giant wormhole has opened in the sky. It didn't bring the Alternate Armageddon , but it did make quite the sound when it first arrived. Since then, it's just been lingering about, not chipping in on rent or cleaning up after itself, like a real mooch, but, in this stage of the game, I think everyone is still a bit shocked it's around."
"Military forces have been monitoring the wormhole for changes, aggressive or otherwise, and they have noticed one thing: a mechanized robot has floated into our world from the other side! It has given all indication that there is no longer a pilot inside, but where did it come from? Who's was it initially? And what was it's purpose? These questions and more puzzle the military efforts as the plans to capture the lost machine for data analysis and research. If only Alternative Universe Jerk Governmental Leaders would allow the armed forced to reach it, without the miles of alternative universe red tape, before it falls into different hands."
