Post by Dr. Akashido on Jul 16, 2012 23:35:15 GMT -5
"Boy, this is a pretty hot summer, my favorite viewers in the whole universe! Yes, it's I, again, your favorite news anchor. Okay, so maybe you don't have a choice in professional news, but I am totally rocking the sandals today, so... yeah... that was a good choice."
"Sandals aside, this whole year as been pretty good. That year being the year of 21XX, of course! What other year did you expect me to say? 21XX might be the best year to date, actually. This year we invented a new primary color: Zorple, and crayons haven't sold this well in nearly, what, ever? Zorple was amazing, but this year also brought us the Macarana II, which, somehow, didn't live up to it's predecessor. It would have been a sad fact, except Macarana I, as we call it now, was such a culture phenomenon that lived on in minor league sporting events long after it was shunned from public display."
"21XX, wow, all kinds of great stuff! A wondrous year! So wondrous, in fact, I wonder what wonder is also in store for 21XX? I, for one, have no ideaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa------"
"Ah, what the hell is that!? W-w-what's going on!? Is that some sort of cloud or something? N-n-no! The sky is opening up! A crackling thunder is ripping it open! What is that!? A-a-a-a wormhole! What misfortune for this wonderful year of 21XX! What horror! What destruction awaits our planet now? That planet being Alternae, of course! What other planet did you expect me to say?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Next time, viewers, if this wormhole isn't here because Tokyo Must Die! Also, what's a Tokyo?"
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Sandals aside, this whole year as been pretty good. That year being the year of 21XX, of course! What other year did you expect me to say? 21XX might be the best year to date, actually. This year we invented a new primary color: Zorple, and crayons haven't sold this well in nearly, what, ever? Zorple was amazing, but this year also brought us the Macarana II, which, somehow, didn't live up to it's predecessor. It would have been a sad fact, except Macarana I, as we call it now, was such a culture phenomenon that lived on in minor league sporting events long after it was shunned from public display."
"21XX, wow, all kinds of great stuff! A wondrous year! So wondrous, in fact, I wonder what wonder is also in store for 21XX? I, for one, have no ideaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa------"
"Ah, what the hell is that!? W-w-what's going on!? Is that some sort of cloud or something? N-n-no! The sky is opening up! A crackling thunder is ripping it open! What is that!? A-a-a-a wormhole! What misfortune for this wonderful year of 21XX! What horror! What destruction awaits our planet now? That planet being Alternae, of course! What other planet did you expect me to say?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Next time, viewers, if this wormhole isn't here because Tokyo Must Die! Also, what's a Tokyo?"
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
