Post by Dr. Akashido on Apr 5, 2011 15:59:44 GMT -5
"Welcome again, viewers! It is still your favorite future news broadcaster, a year or so ahead of your current time, transmitting the greatest information about city-crushing stuffs and whatever!"
"Like all good classic fables, everything gets sucked into a wormhole and tossed into a different dimension, and that was what exactly happened. Friendless Brian Thorn fought the good fight against the waves of evil jerks like Fearzilla and such. Even Gulpzilla transformed back to Mebbles somehow to lend a helping claw to the friendless hero. The final battle was epic, and as the forces of good tried to defeat the forces of evil, and vice versa, they were all sidelines by the forces of wormholes. Good: zero. Bad: zero. Wormhole: one!"
"Who knows if the wormhole was one of those intense gravity sinks that squashes everything to a subatomic level or it just teleported everything away or just froze them in place for a better time. I don't know that, and, even if I did, I have clearly forgotten about it! Stay tuned though, you'll never know what may happen when giant monsters shout out to Tokyo and say, 'Tokyo Must Die!' Rude lot, they are!"
"Like all good classic fables, everything gets sucked into a wormhole and tossed into a different dimension, and that was what exactly happened. Friendless Brian Thorn fought the good fight against the waves of evil jerks like Fearzilla and such. Even Gulpzilla transformed back to Mebbles somehow to lend a helping claw to the friendless hero. The final battle was epic, and as the forces of good tried to defeat the forces of evil, and vice versa, they were all sidelines by the forces of wormholes. Good: zero. Bad: zero. Wormhole: one!"
"Who knows if the wormhole was one of those intense gravity sinks that squashes everything to a subatomic level or it just teleported everything away or just froze them in place for a better time. I don't know that, and, even if I did, I have clearly forgotten about it! Stay tuned though, you'll never know what may happen when giant monsters shout out to Tokyo and say, 'Tokyo Must Die!' Rude lot, they are!"
