Post by Dr. Akashido on Apr 5, 2011 15:58:53 GMT -5
"Welcome back, viewers! It is I, you're beloved news broadcaster, but, before we get into the city-crushing gooey center of this treat, I have to tell you something of the utmost importance!"
"You see, I am broadcasting from the future! Well over a year in the future, and, to answer the obvious question, no, the world wasn't destroyed by monster... yet, at least. But I am still from a future, never the less. A boring future, sure. A future with not a whole lot happening with it, so, please excuse me if my mind is a little hazy about the events from a year ago - and your current time!"
"Brian Thorn has no friends! I think that's about right. That sounds plausible in this dimension. Brian Thorn is stabbed in the back, beaten up, and left to die to those enormous one-hundred foot tall wolves or whatever... again, I don't fully recall."
"What future is in store for our hero? A future I knew about and forgot, so it couldn't have been too terrible, but, for suspense's sake, I'll play along. Will he survive? Probably. Will the villains, whoever they are, get what is coming to them? That is likely, too. All that and more will happen, next time, when Tokyo Must Die!!!"
"You see, I am broadcasting from the future! Well over a year in the future, and, to answer the obvious question, no, the world wasn't destroyed by monster... yet, at least. But I am still from a future, never the less. A boring future, sure. A future with not a whole lot happening with it, so, please excuse me if my mind is a little hazy about the events from a year ago - and your current time!"
"Brian Thorn has no friends! I think that's about right. That sounds plausible in this dimension. Brian Thorn is stabbed in the back, beaten up, and left to die to those enormous one-hundred foot tall wolves or whatever... again, I don't fully recall."
"What future is in store for our hero? A future I knew about and forgot, so it couldn't have been too terrible, but, for suspense's sake, I'll play along. Will he survive? Probably. Will the villains, whoever they are, get what is coming to them? That is likely, too. All that and more will happen, next time, when Tokyo Must Die!!!"
