Post by Gulpzilla on Feb 18, 2011 10:37:27 GMT -5
After many grueling hours of playing Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts, I beat the game but the princess wanted me to beat it again to find an item; screw that I beat it once, good enough! So, I shut the game off and watched some TV to relax, but I couldn't. It was on the news and it said something about the Westboro Baptist Church comming to Japan to protest this show-
( www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU-SN22HUoA )
So, I waited around the area in which the news said they'd show up; and then I jumped in front of them while changing into my giant form.
They screamed for help.
...and help arrived!
"I'm the number one drink monster here! You're nothing!" I yelled at him.
"Original? That doesn't matter since I am the best!" I said since I clearly was. I'm made of plastic after all, and this is going to be like fighting Glass Joe in Punch Out!
"Before we fight, I have to make sure none of my other enemies are about." He said awkwardly. Whatever, I was examining where I wanted to land my first brutal hit his fragile structure; Below his handle looks very weak.
He then brought out a giant compter and monitors and also a giant dish radar that said "Gaydar" on the side via some kind of teleportation.
"I guess he's really that much of a homophobe to worry about them when he's about to be in a world of pain." I muttered as I decided to attack that area, it looks structurally weak since his handle and his arm are so close together. Then, some of his screens blooped and beeped as some kids came up to him and said something to him and he replyed in a fake-nice manner.
Then he picked them up and..
"Wow, you are really homophobic! Those kids were probably thirsty and it was my job to quench them!" I said as I ran up to him and dash-punched him right in the weak spot. It cracked open and he leaked for a bit before he taped it up with some emergency duct tape. Then we fought for a little while...
*BAM!*
*CHOKE!*
*SLAM!*
*WHAM!*
*CRASH!*
*BANDICOOT!*...
"Haha, serves you right, inferior drink man!" I said and then quickly went into the water and rescued and quenched the kids. I also brutally quenched the unguarded Westboro Baptist Church members.
Colbert's copter then flew down beside me and he popped out and congratulated me on my new-found bad ass skills acquired by playing that game from hell. He then installed a device on my hands as a present.
Then Fred Phelps frowned in agony at me and then cried into his hands-
(what a sight to see! Haha, what a baby!)
-Then I activated a celebration device Colbert just gave me!
( RP inspired by thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/11957-koolaid01 )
( www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU-SN22HUoA )
So, I waited around the area in which the news said they'd show up; and then I jumped in front of them while changing into my giant form.
They screamed for help.
...and help arrived!
"I'm the number one drink monster here! You're nothing!" I yelled at him.
"Original? That doesn't matter since I am the best!" I said since I clearly was. I'm made of plastic after all, and this is going to be like fighting Glass Joe in Punch Out!
"Before we fight, I have to make sure none of my other enemies are about." He said awkwardly. Whatever, I was examining where I wanted to land my first brutal hit his fragile structure; Below his handle looks very weak.
He then brought out a giant compter and monitors and also a giant dish radar that said "Gaydar" on the side via some kind of teleportation.
"I guess he's really that much of a homophobe to worry about them when he's about to be in a world of pain." I muttered as I decided to attack that area, it looks structurally weak since his handle and his arm are so close together. Then, some of his screens blooped and beeped as some kids came up to him and said something to him and he replyed in a fake-nice manner.
Then he picked them up and..
"Wow, you are really homophobic! Those kids were probably thirsty and it was my job to quench them!" I said as I ran up to him and dash-punched him right in the weak spot. It cracked open and he leaked for a bit before he taped it up with some emergency duct tape. Then we fought for a little while...
*BAM!*
*CHOKE!*
*SLAM!*
*WHAM!*
*CRASH!*
*BANDICOOT!*...
"Haha, serves you right, inferior drink man!" I said and then quickly went into the water and rescued and quenched the kids. I also brutally quenched the unguarded Westboro Baptist Church members.
Colbert's copter then flew down beside me and he popped out and congratulated me on my new-found bad ass skills acquired by playing that game from hell. He then installed a device on my hands as a present.
Then Fred Phelps frowned in agony at me and then cried into his hands-
(what a sight to see! Haha, what a baby!)
-Then I activated a celebration device Colbert just gave me!
( RP inspired by thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/11957-koolaid01 )
