Post by The Mighty Mjaeder! on Jan 22, 2011 10:50:40 GMT -5
The obese piece of flotsam known as Mantuar waddled gleefully down the streets of Tokyo, clutching a clear plastic case filled with tiny dark objects in one hand and a few sheets of paper in the other.
“Hahaha! I just leveled up, and my sweet new obsidian dice set are the luckiest dice I’ve ever rolled! Nothing can stop me now!”
“Hey, Mantuar…”
The rotund fellow spun around to find a shadow falling over him. Casting his eyes upward, he saw a horrible sight: Fearzilla walking up to him, a giant rune incrusted sword in his hands. Fearzilla smirked down at him and hefted the mighty sword.
“My plus 10 vorpal great sword of soul drinking has an 11-20 sextuple damage crit range, plus 10 fire, plus 10 acid, plus 10 cold, plus 10 disease… Wanna play?”
Mantuar’s jaw dropped and his lip guivered as he stared in Shock and Awe at the awesome piece of weaponry before him.
“That… that can’t be legal!”
“MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
“Hahaha! I just leveled up, and my sweet new obsidian dice set are the luckiest dice I’ve ever rolled! Nothing can stop me now!”
“Hey, Mantuar…”
The rotund fellow spun around to find a shadow falling over him. Casting his eyes upward, he saw a horrible sight: Fearzilla walking up to him, a giant rune incrusted sword in his hands. Fearzilla smirked down at him and hefted the mighty sword.
“My plus 10 vorpal great sword of soul drinking has an 11-20 sextuple damage crit range, plus 10 fire, plus 10 acid, plus 10 cold, plus 10 disease… Wanna play?”
Mantuar’s jaw dropped and his lip guivered as he stared in Shock and Awe at the awesome piece of weaponry before him.
“That… that can’t be legal!”
“MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
