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Post by Dr. Akashido on Jan 9, 2011 15:18:27 GMT -5
Guardians of the Universe is over, and, after the dust settles, Brian Thorn, confused and blinded by the evil shadow arts of Fearzilla, captures the beacon from Mebbles and becomes the new Monster King. Things seem to be playing right into Fearzilla's ugly hands, but only time will tell. What is Thorn going to do with the beacon? What is Mebbles going to do, now losing it? And, more importantly, what plan lies in wait from the evil mastermind, Fearzilla? The strings of Tokyo have been tugged, and, if you like scary movies, you're liking what you see.
Deadline is Saturday the 15th at 11:59:59pm (midnight)
(Random Encounter)
Ra-Man vs Oh Den
(Random Encounter)
Kikko-man vs Fred
(Triple Double Toil and Trouble Truffle Awful Waffle mmmmmmm waffles)
Brian Thorn and Mebbles vs Fearzilla and SMF Pterodactyl vs Super Slosh and whatever he puts his magic hat on.
*Subject to change, maybe without my knowledge.Thanks to everyone for another successful show. It was definitely a crazy holiday season, but we are hitting the new year with awesome speed. Any problems we have can easily be fixed with just a couple new players. Also, keep an eye out for updates on "Destination Doomsday", our next big show, which features Brian Thorn taking on December's Most Destructive Fearzilla for the crown!!! |
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Post by Dr. Akashido on Jan 16, 2011 22:04:09 GMT -5
He remembered what his brother told him, although most if not all of the details were fuzzy. He wandered out, found the noodle shop, but didn't quite remember what his mission was past that. It was cold out, and the chilly wind didn't feel good against his aluminum skin. Despite the conditions, he stood their, concentrating, thinking of Kikko-Man's last words.
It took a few hours, but then the neon lights were turned off and the house lights dimmed. Oh Den, the Viking noodle chef, carrying a few bangs of trash out of his restaurant towards the alleyway dumpster.
“Hey!,” Ra-Man screamed, almost surprisingly, trying to get his attention.
Oh Den, looks over, discouraged to see his noodle rival, and puts the bags down in trade for a pair of clenched fists. Ra-Man marches over, looking to initiate a brawl. Oh Den is ready.
“Hey, let me get that for you!” Ra-Man continues to say, in an awkwardly loud voice. He reaches down and takes the bags of trash and throws them away. In his mind, he is proud to have completed the orders given by his brother. Oh Den looks on somewhat confused, but not surprised.
“See, us Noodle Bros don't care for others that stick their noses into things where they are not wanted,” Kikko-Man says, giving Fred the what-for. “And, as you can guess, I sent my brother Ra-Man to lay the beating of the decade down on that old man, Oh Den. By now, I am sure that geezer is half in the grave!”
“Then I suppose I have to equal the score,” Fred, the large blue dragon, replies.
“You can try!”
Kikko-Man darts in, and begins to trade attacks and blows with the dragon beast. The size of Fred gives him the advantage over his soy sauce opponent, but Kikko is glossy and faster, being able to avoid otherwise damaging slam.
As the fight progresses, Kikko-Man's punches and kicks lose their muster and Fred's Godzilla-like stamina proves to be the deciding factor. Fred tackles a tired Kikko-Man and begins headbutting him with is horns until he stops moving.
“Target locked!” Thorn yells, watching a blinking digit blip come across his radar screen. “Wait – targets!”
Tokyo's guardian, and newly crowned Monster King, Brian Thorn readies himself as he reads the arrival of Fearzilla and SMF Pterodactyl, enemies who planned on taking over and blowing up Brady Tower, a business building, but because of Tom Brady's despicable loss to the Same Old New York Jets, everyone including monsters around the world were pissed off to no end.
“How the !@#$ did that happen?” SMF was quoted to say, screaming through the sky. “The !@#$'ing Jets are a horrible team, coached by a !@#$'ing !@#$ of a coach! They should have !!#@$'ing lost to those !@#$'ing Colts last !@#$'ing week, but that !@#$-sucker Manning had no one to bomb the !@#$'ing ball to on 2nd and 2! God-damn !@#$'ing Patriots choked on another !@#$, and let those !@#$;'ing New York !@#$! walk into our house and get away with murder! ...Brady Tower is !@#$'ing coming down!”
Although Thorn had to agree with his prehistoric foe, he couldn't justify destroying a Japanese building and killing all the innocent people inside because of it. New York, he thought for a second, would be a better place for that, but then caught his tongue. It's a touchy subject ever since Al Qaeda Bot ran amok on US soil ten years ago. The Bot was eventually silenced when the cockpits exploded, having been rigged to self-detonate after so many paces.
Just a Thorn has his targets within missile range, they stop.
“What the-” he wonders, watching them from a far. “What in crap are they pulling?”
Suddenly, the mecha is wailed from the back, knocking him forward.
“GAH!” he shouts, trying to re-balance himself from the fall. “Who the hell... Mebbles?!?!?!”
“It's not Mebbles, anymore,” the voice replies. “You killed that part of me, hero, now I am just the boiling hatred and carelessness that resided, repressed, deep within my crevasses of my mind. Now I am back, fully charged and in control, and you will pay for your greed and ignorance. Remember the name Gulpzilla, because it will be the last thing on your mind before I crush it under the weight of my cup.”
Gulpzilla, a mutated Big Gulp monster, hulks over the fallen Brian Thorn, who is shocked at the turn of events. “Prepare to quench my thirst for blood!!!”
“-Just a second, Gulpzilla,” his Feared ally says, halting the follow-through. “I have a message for this aluminum boy scout...”
Fearzilla closes in and begins to beat the snot out of Brian Thorn, and with SMF Pterodactyl and Gulpzilla assisting, the gang beat down looks almost certain.
“Just a damn second!” Super Slosh shouts, staggering nearby. The weight of his drunk body is leaning on Sweetness, the now living incarnation of his Singapore Cane. “Hold the !@#$ up, damn you all!”
A hero has came to defend Brian Thorn!
The villains turn from the smack-down and look to add The Sloshman to their list of victims.
“Hey, any of you know where the health clinic is?” Slosh slurred, heavily scratching the crotch of his pants. “I think I got termites!”
The villainous trio shows the not-so-much-of-a-hero-anymore Super Slosh the direction of the doctor, and go back to laying a vicious stomping on Thorn. Fearzilla lifts the limp robot into the air.
“I will have my time very, very, soon, Thorn,” he threatens. “And when that day comes, I won't just break you into a million pieces, I will cast your worthless carcass into the abyss of oblivion, locked inside this silly toy of yours!”
Fearzilla hucks the mecha into building complex, and shares a devilish laugh with his allies before leaving the battle ground.
Fast Forward:
Ra-Man beat down Oh Den's trash.
Fred proved to be way too much for Kikko-Man
Fearzilla, with the help of his newest ally, Gulpzilla, make easy work of the overwhelmed Brian Thorn.
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