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Post by Dr. Akashido on Nov 30, 2010 20:15:36 GMT -5
"Challenging Super Slosh"
"So Super Lush thinks he can !@#$'ing out drink me, aye?" the Terror-dactyl taunts. "That might be true. I ain't no !@#$'ing slack-jawed redneck, after all. My mommy's !@#$'ing womb wasn't filled with bottom-shelf booze! I am at a natural disadvantage to this newest freak to the city streets of Tokyo... or am I?
Why don't we make it !@#$'ing interesting, Sloshman? How does a Foul-Mouthed Monster Marathon sound to your !@#$'ing stupid ass? Sure, we can still have your silly-ass'ed drinking contest FIRST, so you can knock yourself out of the race early-on, like the idiot !@#$ you are, but let's do a few other challenges to really see who's the best! How'bout a spelling bee and maybe a potato sack race! Let's make this !@#$'ing damned thing a best of 3 or 5 or 7!
I ain't 'fraid of no drunk!"
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